Dear Shmitten Kitten,Whoa, Whatevs! Chances are, we do think you're hot. And, if you bought us a beer that cost over $4, we'd probably even give you our number. But, we couldn't add everyone. I mean, we were only supposed to pick five and we had a hard enough time doing that. Don't worry; we'll do the contest again in 2009. We'll look down at our "What Would People Magazine Do?" bracelets and follow their lead.
What the hell? Why wasn't I nominated? I'm pretty hot. I'm in a band. I have glasses. Seriously, why wasn't I nominated?
Just stop badgering us when you see us out. In case you didn't get the memo, yelling at us in a bar about how hot you are is NOT HOT. Capiche?