Why He's A Nerd: In true nerd fashion, let's answer the question as a math problem:Supertalented musician as the drummer of The Roots
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Knows volumes about music
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Has the most laid-back personality and the best hair in the biz
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The ringleader of Jimmy Fallon's house band
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Makes the most mundane tweets seem interesting
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One Hot Philly Nerrrd
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Knows volumes about music
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Has the most laid-back personality and the best hair in the biz
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The ringleader of Jimmy Fallon's house band
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Makes the most mundane tweets seem interesting
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One Hot Philly Nerrrd
Why You Should Vote For Him: Could you imagine how amazing he'd be to date? If you had a bad day at work, he'd listen to your rant, nodding along, interjecting with a few, "What??"s and "No she didn't!"s in all the right places. Then he'd pour you some red wine while he dims the lights. He'd play the most perfect jazz records on the stereo. He'd be all like, "Come here, baby. Let me rub your feet." I'm getting really relaxed just thinking about it. I can...barely...type. *snore* Wait, where were we? Oh yeah, dating Questlove. Yeah. We bet it would rule.
4 comments:
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Like life, Questlove's inclusion is not fair.
M. Questlove,
First of all, hi. I like your stuff.
Secondly, I served you ice cream about a year and a half ago. You got a classic split. Your friend got two scoops of hydrox cookie n a waffle cone with strawberry topping.
Nerd out,
Jeff
Also, don't forget: Photo-documented history of nerdiness from way back, so you know it's not a contemporary pose: http://malcolmxpark.org/?p=1174
My friend made out with him. BITCH.
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