So, I've decided to illustrate her red flags of boyfriends past. It's part "Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey" and part "Right Now" aka the artsy fartsy video from Sammy Hagar-era Van Halen. Here's the first in the series.
Have your own I Shoulda Knowns? Send 'em to me at firstname.lastname@example.org. If they make me hold my sides in laughter, I might illustrate them, too.