June 14, 2010

Reader Submitted Boxerdropper: Plenty of Pleasing Panties

From our reader April, who's underwear drawer is basically Marcellus Wallace's briefcase:
One of my killer girlfriend talents is that I have the best panty collection ever. Sure, for most of my life I had the underpants divide that many women have: the cute stuff vs. the comfortable stuff. But over the last five years or so, I've found that it's fun to keep a large number of ridiculously cute and sexy underpants that I can wear every day.

Sheer buffalo plaid boy shorts? Check! Teeny tiny black cotton thong? Check! Little low-riding satin bikinis? Check.

Not just a variety of colors, prints, and fabrics, but I know my brands and make sure they all fit perfectly. Underpants don't make it into my little drawer unless they fit right and look fantastic.

When I'm someone's girlfriend, sexy time is like opening a present on Christmas morning: What will I have on today? The anticipation is insane! I can see them peeking when I bend over to pick something up, hoping for a clue. I love it!
Wow! You certainly have your underwear bases covered. As a side note, I once dated a guy who couldn't stand the word "panties." He HATED it. He said just hearing the word made his skin crawl. How weird is that? Very weird, right? I used to fuck with him and just say the word randomly and he'd shoot daggers at me with his eyes. If by chance he's reading this post, my dear, this is for you: PANTIES!!! Haha. Deal with it.

13 comments:

Laryssa said...

I also once dated a guy who hated the word panties! This post made me smile big. I have a sudden urge to shop for...PANTIES.

Some guy said...

As with all things in life, it's what's inside that really counts. And by that I mean a great butt.

G+G said...

I really hate the word panties too. It literally makes me cringe. That and the word "slacks."

Anonymous said...

I also rock the beautiful panties. Had a terrible British bf who hated the word 'pants'... for, uh... pants... because it made him think of children's panties.

Alan said...

Have to agree with "Some guy" up there. It doesn't matter if you've got a plethora of underwear or just one nice shapely number that you inexplicably launder regularly, it's "what's inside that really counts".

If you make a big commotion about how many you own, of course we'll pay attention, because we think this is a "Thing" that matters to you and think that you'll feel neglected/unappreciated if we don't. But really, a very wide variety is just going to distract us from what we really want to pay attention to--you!!

Anonymous said...

Uhh, wut? Dudes appreciate a lady who will try to look sexy regularly. Nice look.

teenie said...

yeah, i think that any time you're with a guy for more than a few dates (aka: when you're a bonafide girlfriend) little efforts like this are really appreciated by your dude.

Joe K said...

I LOVE this and have no idea where Some Guy and Alan are coming from.

Anonymous said...

I love it when my girlfriend wears her plethora of panties day in and night out. It tells me she pays attention to her self, her style and that it's worth the effort, if any.

Timothy said...

Sexy underwear is nice, but a girl who's comfortable with what's underneath is sexier!

alison said...

shmitten kitten girlies, your favorite websites to get cute underwear? help a sista out

teenie said...

my favorite place for cute underwear: Kohls. no kidding. cheap and cute and sexy.

Anonymous said...

All girls I know call them underwear; I thought only guys said 'panties'.

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