I just googled "smelling an armpit" to find a photo for this. I wouldn't recommend doing that. Learn from my mistakes, people.I once dated a guy who never had any body odor. Ever. Which is pretty weird, don't you think? It's kind of a like a guy who doesn't cast a shadow; clearly there's something missing from his soul, some element in the person that keeps him from getting BO and maybe also, I don't know, allows them to kill kittens without feeling remorse.
Johnny Depp just LOOKS like BO
I won't deny it: I love a little bit of stink. I've been known to surreptitiously take a deep breath near my beau's pits, especially on steamy summer days. I love it is because every guy smells a little different. It's like his fingerprint.
Also, smells seem to evoke memories and emotions more than anything else. So picking up his unwashed t-shirt and inhaling his eau de parfum immediately whisks me away to memories of our first dates.
Once, a boyfriend of mine went away for a week but accidentally left a t-shirt he'd worn at my place. Instead of throwing it in the wash like I normally would, I put that puppy on every night for the rest of the week. And I won't lie, the first thing I did was put my nose all over it and take a deep breath. Ahhhhh.
It's funny: I've been known to get pissed off if a guy doesn't smell like anything. How can both his body and clothes smell like nothing? Does he wash his clothes in baby tears? Is he a hologram? Are we on the holodeck on the Starship Enterprise? Is Whoopi Goldberg gonna serve me a drink at the Ten-Forward? SO MANY QUESTIONS!
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But...how would HIS smell NOT offending YOU avoid killing his boner? Wouldn't he remain erect regardless of your feelings about his stench?
Funny you posted this. Just the other day I realized it was a slight turn on in the middle of um, fun time.
Oh my yes! Agreed. I love when you get a good mix of deodorant and pit smell. My boy smells the BEST.
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/02/070207172019.htm
Thank you, science.
excruciatingly - I believe we are talking about "she-boners" not he-boners. or something.
i only like certain boy's BO - sometimes it's good, sometimes it's really not so good. that can be a dealbreaker... "sorry, I don't like how you smell."
Elizabeth..YES! I was just thinking the same thing.
pheromones rule the world! i get BO from doing anything, even with clinical deoderant but my dude thinks its funny and is sometimes a turn on for him!
Oh I totally agtree on this one! And I do the same thing with my man's shirt btw! We're in a long distance thingy and nothing makes me happier then when he "forgets" a dirty shirt at my place!! I wear it like it's a relic or something! A man's natural smell is awesome and definately a turn on! I like cologne and stuff, but natural smell is much more unique!
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