Head's up: I know my shit when it comes to Star Wars. I could shoot the shit with you for hours about Lando Calrissian’s facial hair and the AT-AT’s worst design flaw ever. (Seriously, a huge badass robot weapon that you only need to TRIP to conquer??) I’ll knock you upside the head with my Star Wars know-how and then I’ll crack you up with my R2D2 impression.
And while this may not necessarily be a boxerdropper for every dude out there, it is definitely one for the type I go for (read: the slightly shy/hysterically funny/tiny bit nerdy/totally adorable guy) and that’s all that matters. Those guys are always on the lookout for a girl who knows it’s not ‘Dark Invader’ and that Vulcans and Klingons don’t exist in the galaxy far, far away. The fact that I don’t wear a cloak or have a unibrow is just an added bonus.
Those guys should be psyched because I’m a Star Wars nerd they can introduce to all of their friends without worrying that I might challenge one of them to a lightsaber duel. This is great news for all you scruffy-looking nerfherders out there. Fellas, I’m your girl.